- Me: *Watching Bolton reserves online and the Arsenal game on TV*
- Sister: Why are you watching two football matches?
- Me: Because I have to.
- Sister: Why not just watch one?
- Me: No.
- Sister: Can't you just read it online after?
- Me: No.
- Sister: But can-
- Me: No.
- Sister: Bu-
- Me: No.
She doesn't understand.
