D'Arvit!



Dear Artemis Fowl,


It was ingenious how you caught that fairy. I admire you for doing it although I am genuinely curious as to how you did it. You've also done many other marvelous things. I would like to know how you seem to be able to do anything. I would be honored if you would explain how you managed all of this to me. Genius to genius.

P.S: Having feels about 15-year-old semi-reformed irish criminal masterminds again please send help.


                                                             Sincerely,

A. A. Olivia



Artemis Fowl (series) by Eoin Colfer, aka “Die Hard, With Fairies” Yes, it’s young adult. Yes, it’s science fantasy. Yes, it’s ridiculously over the top. And yes, I think it’s absolutely great.